Sometime last week, Elaine and I rented the recent romantic comedy with Matthew McConaughey and Sarah Jessica Parker. It was fair. But this morning, when I took it to the car to return it, I thought of a joke. (Incredibly late as usual; the movie came out last March).
Anyway. The joke.
How in the world does Sarah Jessica Parker keep her size 0 figure?
Failure to lunch.
Thank you. Thank you. I’ll be here all week.
Wow – that was lame 🙂
Lame is my middle name… 😉
Just came upon your website. Thats my kind of joke. It’s the kind that my kids never want me to tell in public.