You all are hard to figure out.
Sometimes you’re all up in my face because I’m too sentimental, I don’t go for the different stuff, etc. etc. Sometimes you’re all cranky because I don’t appreciate EMOTION even if it isn’t the best voice.
But then you go and just vote for all the big voices, the crooners, the sentimental, go-for-the-easy-tug-at-the-heart-strings people. But hey, whatever. If you want to vote in Bing when he’s just picking up sheet music and doing one take to steal everyone’s money, go for it. I don’t care. Whatever. Fine. I mean I don’t care if you just vote for “I always finish big and high” Josh Groban. Float your boat. You do you.
At least my new crush Yolanda got through.
So here we go! Round 2! Get your votes in by Tuesday at 8 pm PST!
[snicker snicker…it worked! it worked! My seeding actually worked!]
I cannot wait to hear the wailing and gnashing of teeth as many of you have to choose between She-Who-Is-Christmas and the peerless pipes of Julie Andrews! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
I mean this basically comes down to Bylsma and Martha vs. the big voice people.
DO THE RIGHT THING I BEG YOU!!!! #smashthepatriarchy
Why did I do this to myself? Why? Why? These two should not face each other this soon…